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[David Mintz]

Heh! So that's how they do it.

Reminds me of an anecdote. While re-organizing my home office the other
day, and trying like hell to throw away useless crap despite my pack-rat
nature, I came across a CD containing --- Windows 98! Reflexively, I tried
to think of an excuse to keep it. After meditating on this question for
two seconds I threw it in the trash.

On Tue, 9 Mar 2004, jon baer wrote:

> someone forwarded this along to me ...
>
> Windows '98 source code
>
> /*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> Project: Chicago(tm)
> Projected release-date: Summer 1998
> */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
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